I have been flirting a lot recently with this REALLY hot DJ in the biggest club in my city. I requested for him to play my favorite song and he dared me to do my ultimate sexiest walk across the entire club. I’m usually kind of shy, but I decided to take the leap this time. One leg after another I strut my stuff down the dance floor. As if I was in one of those movies where the character slips on a banana, I slipped on a lemon in my six-inch heels and landed on a group’s table. I knocked down all of their drinks and even one of the girls! The music stopped as I ran out of the club.
-Anonymous
