I always stop at the same coffee shop everyday on my way to school and I have always had a thing for this guy who works there. When I ordered my caramel latte this one day, he told me it was on the house and winked at me. I looked back at him on my way out to shoot him a sexy smile and while my head was turned I walked right into this middle-aged women. She screamed as my hot coffee spilt all over her. I think its fair to say my chances with the coffee shop guy are now over. I also may now never show my face in there again!!!!!
-Anonymous
