“Chicken Fight”

SO there was this guy who I had been dating for two months before I asked him to move in. I was head-over-heels for him. Things were going great, we would have dinner together every night when I got home from work. Soon after moving in together, my beer goggles came off and realized I didn’t like this guy at all. He made this horrible comment once about how if it weren’t for him I wouldn’t have food to eat. Funny right… I am the one who works and he stays at home mooching off my apartment. I decided enough was enough and I wanted him and his stupid comments out of my place. I went into the kitchen, opened the freezer, took out a frozen whole chicken, and threw it straight at his head. I have anger management issues 😛 But boys suck, so he deserved it.

– Anonymous