One time I was fooling around with this guy in my car by a park. Things were just getting steamy when one of the residents living nearby came and banged on the car window and started threatening to call the cops if we didn’t take our “inappropriate” actions elsewhere. We thought it was just a threat. I was pitch black and there was no one around except houses in the distance. They left and we continued to hook up. Twenty minutes later there was another knock at the window, it was my guy’s dad. He was a cop and we were in his neighborhood. He still hasn’t brought me home to introduce me to his family.