I work at a wings restaurant and I noticed a table of guys checking out my behind as I walked by. I decided to drop some menus to give them a little show. As I bent over to pick them up one of my co-workers came running up to me and whispered, “stand up really fast.” I later found out that my tight black pants I wear everyday to work had a tear in the seam. Worst part is that I went commando that day due to a broken laundry machine. Boy, did this those guys get the show of their life.