My boyfriend and I just moved in together and adopted a big golden doodle puppy. We decided to throw a house-warming party to celebrate the milestone in our relationship. We invited best friends and family, which resulted in a thirty-person dinner party. I spent all day preparing and making sure everything was perfect. I told everyone to sit at the table as I brought out the food. As I came in holding some salads everyone at the table was laughing and pointing at our new dog. At first I thought they were just thinking she was cute chewing on her bone, but as I got closer I realized that I was ever so wrong. Should of gotten a smaller dog, they can’t reaching into my bedside table and chew my vibrator.
-Anonymous
