Dear Amanda Bynes,
Hey girl, I’m starting to get really worried about you and I just wanted to check in and make sure you’re okay. You’re behavior lately has been quite erratic and its beginning to trouble me. Let’s not even discuss the fact that you cannot seem to stop hitting other cars with your car, or stop driving with a suspended license whilst high on pot. I really just want to discuss how it seems you’ve completely given up on your acting career and are now pursuing Lindsay Lohan type ridiculousness.
As a fan of yours since you were just a wee one on All That, I have a vested interest in your work. You were once a bright shining star amongst the dark black sky that was Young Hollywood at the start of the new millennia. Everyone was blonde and perky and boring (Britney, Christina, Hillary, Jessica, Mandy, etc.), but you Amanda, YOU were different! You were loud and hilarious and you never once tried to have a singing career. What happened to you my dear sweet Amanda?
These days you’ve been seen out and about dressed like you’ve been sleeping on street corners and begging for cash during the daylight hours. Not that there’s anything wrong with that necessarily, do what you gotta do, but this is not the Amanda I’ve grown to know and love. I want What I LIke About You, Amanda Bynes. I want girl pretending to be a boy so she can play soccer, She’s The Man, Amanda Bynes. I would even take crazy, cruel, Christian Amanda Bynes of Easy A. Literally ANYTHING but this.
Amanda, I know you can make it through this–I believe in you! If it takes a little rehab, or some “R&R”, so be it. There’s no shame in admitting you have a problem! We all just want you to be okay Amanda, we have your best interest at heart I swear!
Please come back to the world of the sane Amanda, it’s nice here.
7th grade version of me.