WE’RE BAAAACCCCKKKK!!! The Emmy’s are on tonight kicking off the red carpet NOW on E! and the actual show airs at 8ET on CBS. Neal Patrick Harris is hosting tonight so we can be sure to expect a musical number or two. I’m so excited you guys!! AWARD SEASON IS HERE!! It’s been so long since I’ve been able to geek out over television shows. So let’s get into it right now!
10:09 pm: Outstanding Drama Series goes to: Breaking Bad! AND GOOD NIGHT FOLKS!!!
10:04 pm: hey Will please end this thing on a good note. Brought his kids on stage. This is perfect. Outstanding Comedy Series goes to: Modern Family, because the Emmy’s is unaware that other comedies exist.
10:01 pm: WHO IS THAT GUY HE IS SO BAD AT THIS
9:59 pm: Outstanding Miniseries or Movie: Behind the Candlebra. Candelabra!! Dang it I’ve been spelling it wrong all night :/
9:55 pm: Bryan Cranston and Claire Danes presenting Outstanding Lead Actor in a Miniseries or Movie to: Michael Douglas for Behind the Candlebra! Matt Damon and Michael should just get married already!
9:53 pm: How is this going to be over in 7 minutes???
9:48 pm: Oustanding Supporting Actress in a Miniseries or Movie: Ellen Burstin for Political Animals.
9:46 pm: And now some dudes from cop shows! Here to present Outstanding Directing for a Miniseries or Movie, winner: Steven Soderbergh for Behind the Candlebra.
9:38 pm: An In Memorium on top of the speeches before? Is this award show TRYING to bring us all down.
9:36 pm: Kaley Cuoco (still no clue how to spell that) and some dude. The Emmy’s do this kind of annoying crap every year. Just get to the awards! Nobody cares about your archive Emmy’s take it outta here.
9:34 pm: Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Miniseries or Movie: James Cromwell for American Horror: Asylum. American Horror is a television show it is not a miniseries. That is ridiculous.
9:32 pm: Anna Faris and Allison Janney to present Outstanding Writing for a Miniseries or Movie. Winner: Abby Morgan for The Hour. MORE LADIES REPRESENTIN’.
9:24 pm: Edie Falco to talk about James Gandolfini. Am I the only one who really wanted to see clips of the deceased work and not just speeches from people who worked with them?
9:22 pm: Cobie Smulders and Alison Hannigan both wearing a shade of the nights signature purple!! Presenting Outstanding Variety Series to: The Colbert Report! Finally beating out The Daily Show.
9:19 pm: How come The Big Bang Theory was the only comedy represented in that dance number?? The only person not from So You Think You Can Dance wins the Choreography award. BOOO
9:13 pm: Oh god please don’t ask me to recap choreography awards now. I’m sorry no, I’m sure no one cares.
9:07 pm: Outstanding Directing in a Variety Show goes to Saturday Night Live, Don Roy King.
9:01 pm: Jim Parsons and Bob Newhart (who just won his first Emmy? How is that possible) presenting Outstanding Writing in a Variety Series. Jimmy Kimmel should win just for getting Oprah to do their bit!! Winner: The Colbert Report!!!
9:00 pm: Outstanding Directing for a Drama Series goes to: DAVID FINCHER HOUSE OF CARDS!! NO HE’S NOT THERE NO I WANT TO SEE HIM!!
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